Allow Me to Introduce Myself

January 6, 2014 by
Filed under: Cable Management 

Hello One and All,

My name is Shane and I’ll be your new Social Media Person (SMP) here at CableOrganizer.com. Please, let me take five minutes of your time to introduce myself.

Webster’s Dictionary defines “cable” as…hmmm, you know what? Too high school valedictorian-ish. Let me try that again, with some 21st century flair:

Urban Dictionary defines “cable” as…oh. Oh gosh. Don’t go there. Ever. A little too 21st century. Let’s find some happy middle ground, shall we?

Wikipedia defines “cable” as…hold on…scrolling through the “disambiguation” page…here we go…“Cable (Nathan Summers) is a fictional character appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics…He was born in the present Marvel timeline but was sent into a distant future.” Yeah, that sounds about right.

Furthermore, an “organizer” is defined as a “small book or binder that is designed to be portable. It usually contains a diary, calendar, address book, blank paper, and other sections.” So here I am, ready to…write a diary all about your favorite superhero (FROM THE FUTURE!)! No…no that’s not it. I think I’m actually here to write important (and hopefully interesting) material to help you learn about all the wonderful products we offer at CableOrganizer.com, as well as helpful tips on using them. Yeah, that sounds right.

The hero CableOrganizer deserves, but not the one it needs

All jokes aside, I’m proud to be working for a company that is so customer-focused that it actually allowed me to write and publish an entire article about how high-end HDMI cables are basically a waste of money. And we sell cables. Seriously, your dog doesn’t even love you that much. And neither does your cat, if you have one…I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your cat never loved you, or anyone else. Because it’s a cat and it’s full of disdain for all living things.

Seriously...this is what your cat thinks of you.

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